They Are Like Peas and Carrots

I was just over at Edge of Insanity where Samantha talks about her wonderful cute boys quit a bit and it occurred to me that I have not really taken the time to talk about my girly girls.

So, here it goes, as I take in a long breath. I say they are like Peas and Carrots cause I just love Forrest. Yet, they are soooo very different. How in the heck can these two precious girls be my daughters. I have to shake my head in disbelief. Did I act this way growing up? Heck no, I never did that. Just ask my mom. (As I shake my head yes, and know darn well)

I tried to have them only 3 years apart. Both of them are beer babies. I was drinking when concieved, does that tell you anything? Jerry took advantage of me twice. That dirt bag. So, as you can see married for 22 years and really only had real sex twice.

Well, it did not work out to have them 3 years apart. I had them 6 years apart. I had to be drunk to do that. :)

Okay, so my oldest is 21 years old now. She has come along way. Keeping her butt out of jail and not pregnant has taken its toll on me.

Okay, got her through that. Now, I mentioned in my Tag I'm It that I had done several crazy things to my first child. I am really wondering if babies are as durable or as bouncing as some think. I really think maybe the brain cells did not fully develop with this child. She makes me laugh though. How can you not love this precious baby?
Yes, this is the precious baby that I accidentally threw up and banged her little head into the ceiling fan. hey, not my house, did not know it was there. She survived. Mentally, I think the short school bus is near by most of the time. Dee-da-Dee! She is my special child. How can this be? What did I do? I did not smoke, I did not drink (after I found out), I just sat on my big fat butt and did artsy fartsy stuff and ate. She is my special baby.

Okay, so now the clock has turned up to 21 years old. OMG, she has not changed. Still, that stubborn special child. I try to explain things to her, and it just goes over her head. She says truly says "How can I be broke, I still have checks" "My bank account said Friday that I had money, now it's Monday and all the debt card things I used cleared my bank account and now I am broke." Go figure Ash. I still love her. Who could not love her. Just look at her now, Miss Special Girl.

Well, now she rides a different bus. The West Texas Kind of Bus.

If she doesn't start paying attention to the bank account, this is what she is going to be riding to work. :)

Okay, now for the youngest. Well, she started off just like the first one. I had to have a party before I could get pregnant again. Oh, I forget, Jerry had taken advantage of me. Yes, that was it. memory starts to fade after a while.

Here is my precious baby number 2.

I don't have too many baby pictures of Connor, well, because look at them. They look just alike. If you want to know what she looked like, look at the first baby. Ha. Cute.

Connor is totally different. A lefty at that. Nothing against left handers, they are a smart bunch. It is just weird. Where did she get that from. Well, actually she can do things with either hand, which is such a gift. She is very smart. Now, when I was pregnant, I did keep walking a lot and really kept up with my exercising. I ate alot better. I did not throw her up in a fan. This baby was just content to sit there and watch. However, during delivery, she did turn blue on me. I am so glad she is here. I love her. Here is her today.

She plans on being a lawyer and hopefully do some modeling. Anyone interested? She is looking for an agency that will take her. She will finish school early. She will finish school 1 1/2 years early. You go girl. Love you.

Now, here are my Peas and Carrots. They are each others partner-in-crime. Peas and Carrots.

There you go, my two special girls. They keep me young and hip. Love you both.

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