Ash-tion-ary

Okay, I know what you are thinking. What the heck is an Ash-tion-ary? Well, my oldest daughter has her own arsenal of words. Where the heck she gets these words or how she makes them up I have no idea.

It all started when I had made the comment of how much this girl sleeps. I really think she has a disorder. She just loves to eat then go take a nap. She does however work from like 3 to 11 at night. Therefore, I have done a days work by the time she gets out of bed at 1:00 p.m. I was like what the heck, girl you need to get movin.

One day I was really tired and really did not feel like doing any laundry, dishes, and cleaning of the house and I thought to my self I am in the first stages of "Ashley-i-tis." I thought OMG, this is not good. Ashley-i-tis can be defined as; wanting to sleep, occasionally eat, and go to work minimal. Then come home and do the same thing, party on the weekends all hours and then start the week over. Ashley -it-tis. I am sure most of you who have kids at home may have this. Beware, this could go on for a while. Snap out of it if you feel like this could be happening to you.

I love my girls. They bring such life to mine.

Second word that I found out yesterday, while we were having lunch at BDubs just enjoying the day with the family. She told her DAD that she was his favorists. What? What kind of word is that? That is not a word, her dad said "Yes it is, did you not know it was in the ashtionary?" I just busted out laughing. That is funny.

Yes folks, I am building an Ash-ltion-ary for some of you who may have this problem understanding your teenager, oh wait she is twenty-somthing. HA.

What is Wrong with This Picture?

Who says that we can't all just live together?

I used to watch the Tom and Jerry show (cartoon) and I totally love it. I still do and I think the mouse is just so cute. Well, the mouse is always teasing the cat. The cat is always trying to out smart the mouse. Right!

Okay, in the Sylvester and Tweetie cartoon, the cat is always trying to get the bird. The bird is always teasing the cat.

Well, not in my house. Take a look.

Here is my sweet 12 inch beagle sleeping with my daughter on one side of the bed and the cat on the other side. All is good at night time. :)

Here is my Tweetie and Sylvester. Ed (the parrot) was not even upset that the cat was near. The cat (snowflake) was sitting on my lap just moments ago before the picture.

Now, tell me we can' t all live together.

I thought about bringin the duck in (Aflac) to sit and poop all over me for a Kodak moment. I was voted against that moment.

Oh! such happy time at my little West Texas Redneck House. What next.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Wow, this is really cool. I am so all of these things. I love my name.

What Penny Means

You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people. Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems. Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

What's" Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Which One Am I?

Which one am I?

I feel like Sammantha from the Brower family in which her title was "Eau de toilete" What the heck is that? I am confused. Which gender is that? Which one am I suppose to go into?

Here I go letting the whole world know what a lame brain person I can be. Did I tell you that my eyesight is going crazy. Somebody is really going to have to watch me. I am freakin losing it.

So, we went to Sam's Club yesterday. Okay, for those of you who don't have a Sam's club, it is like a Costco or any warehouse place that you can purchase items in bulk. For me, it is a bigger Wal-Mart. Well, I don't know if any of you have ever thought about the restrooms when you go shopping. It seems like I have to leave my mark wherever I go, usually it's because I have just eaten. Well, yesterday we went to get my friend's tires rotated on his vehicle and so we decided to go cruise the store. I did have a few items that I had to pick up.

I had to go use the restrooms. So, I left my daughter and my friend at the tire counter and proceeded to make my way to the restroom. Now, most of the stores, malls and restuarants I have been to the Ladies restroom is toward the right. Should I say they are marked "Women" and "Men" which is pretty distinctable you would think. We are such creatures of habit. Like I mentioned I preceeded to make my way to the right like I always do and I just glance up at the sign, maybe I didn't, can remember if I did or not now. I am losing it. Okay, so I walk in the stalls are on the left like normal, the sink to wash your hands is on the right. Okay, I'm good.

I went into the stall and laid down my purse because they did not have a hook at the top, which I thought was strange. No worries. I did my thing. I come out of the stalls and happen to see a guy over in the corner to my left and thought to myself "that is odd, what is he doing in here?" So, I washed my hands like I always do and wondered to myself, "Oh he must be changing the baby" which again I thought a little strange, but they must not have changing tables in the men's restrooms. Why wouldn't they though? Men have to change diapers sometimes when mom is not around or whatever. I pay no mind. He comes around the corner and proceeds to wash his hands. Luckily I was done with mine and headed out of the restroom. As I headed out, I thought to myself to check the sign on the door because you know I have done this before and "BAM" wouldn't you know it. I had gone and did my thing in the Men's Restroom.

Talk about feeling stupid and I just had to laugh at myself. I get out of the restroom and my duaghter and my friend said "What did you do" I told them that I had just gone in the men's restroom. They both said "No Way" That is funny!

She justs needs to know, both of them that they can not stick me in a old folks home, because no tellin what I am going to do.

Hope you got a good laugh. Like I said, it was not my first time.